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[Satirical] Christian Book Opportunities in the TIme of COVID19

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Yesterday, literary agent Chip MacGregor detailed some recently publishing stats and mentioned that Christian fiction sales were down 25%. I asked what he thought had caused that trend and Ben Wolf consoled me saying that Christian publishers are notoriously behind the curve, but that we'd probably start seeing a bunch of non-fiction titles about pandemic-related issues very soon. So I thought I'd brainstorm a few possible titles to kick-start the next trend.

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  • "The Purpose-Driven Quarantine."
  • "The Hiding Place: Finding Shelter from Power-Hungry State Officials, Stir-Crazy Kids, and Crazed Protesters."
  • "Pandemics and the End Times: What the Bible Says about Plagues, Nephilim, and the Coming Antichrist."
  • "Devotions for Quarantine."
  • "Looting in Love: 13 Ways to Love Your Neighbor by Stealing His Crap."
  • "Growing Your Marriage through Lockdown."
  • "The Daniel Plan: Quarantine Edition -- How to Make Endless Beans and Rice Work for You."
  • "Seven Rules for Prospering in Isolation."
  • "The Pandemic Survival Guide: Learn Everything from Making Facemasks to Alternatives for Toilet Paper to Defending Your Property from Peaceful Protesters."
  • "How Would Jesus Protest: 13 Biblical Ways to Screw the System."
  • "Find Your Best Self (When Nobody is Around to See You)."

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Okay. That should get us started. Any ideas you'd like to pitch?

 

 

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"Mere Quarantine"

"Knowing COVID-19"

"The Valley of Lockdown"

"The Cost of Social Distancing"

"Paradise Six-feet"

"Police in the Hands of an Angry Mob"

"The Fauci Letters"

"How Should We Then Distance?"

"The Pandemic Progress"

"The Case For GET US BACK TO WORK!"

 

 

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Posted (edited)

    This isn't a title, but it could be the theme for a book about what will hopefully happen.

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     “If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

                                                               (2 Chronicles7:14)

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21 hours ago, William D'Andrea said:

This isn't a title, but it could be the theme for a book about what will hopefully happen

 

Such a true statement. I love that scripture.

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