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lynnmosher

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Well...I haven't done anything in quite a while but in the past, I've played some tricks on hubby.

 

*I've stapled his underwear together

*I've knotted all his socks together, end to end

*I've short sheeted him

*I've hidden his toothbrush

 

Gosh, it's been so long, I can't remember the other things! I'll have to come up with something today. xD

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I woke the kids up this morning acting like I was panicked they weren't ready for school. My 16-year-old son was not amused. He instantly figured it out. 😆 My 12-year-old daughter thought I'd lost my mind and I had to explain it is April Fool's day. 😄

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two of my most favorite historical global april fools day pranks - the first being a prank from the BBC, the other I originally heard as a radio broadcast, that scared so many people that the police sued the station for causing a panic! Ha! 

 

1) 

 

 

 

2) Here's the transcript of what was said in the radio broadcast - 

 

"Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.

 

Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

 

Dihydrogen monoxide:

 

is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

 

contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”

 

may cause severe burns.

 

contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

 

accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

 

may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

 

has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

 

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

 

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

 

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

 

as an industrial solvent and coolant.

 

in nuclear power plants.

 

in the production of styrofoam.

 

as a fire retardant.

 

in many forms of cruel animal research.

 

in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

 

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

 

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use."

 

 

 

 

 

(fyi, in case you don't know what dihydrogen monoxide is.... it's water!!!!! So don't panic! 😜)

 

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Hubs just left his office (home) and went to the bathroom. I went in and hid his mouse! Waiting... :rolleyes:

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LOLOLOL He looked everywhere. Even went back to the bathroom to look. I laughed so hard, I cried. I couldn't keep a straight face. This was me...but I have longer hair...

 

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2 hours ago, lynnmosher said:

LOLOLOL He looked everywhere. Even went back to the bathroom to look. I laughed so hard, I cried. I couldn't keep a straight face. This was me...but I have longer hair...

 

 

😂😂😂 What happened? I haven't done anything yet. Thinking. . .

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1 hour ago, Sarah Daffy said:

What happened? I haven't done anything yet. Thinking. . .

 

LOL After he looked in the bathroom and came into the family room and I couldn't keep a straight face. I laughed so hard. He couldn't figure it out. And he forgot it was April Fool's Day! After I took a shower, I cut my hair but left the bathroom for a couple of minutes. So he hid my scissors. Not a good hider. I found them! LOL xD

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