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Some query giggles

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I hate to say it, but I get a fair amount of these through the contact form here on CW. And yes, that's what most of them sound like. You'd be amazed. lol! 😄

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2 hours ago, lynnmosher said:

Oh, wow! Rebecca, I didn't realize you got inquiries like these. Whew! :rolleyes:

 

Oh yeah. Even though we don't have a magazine, apparently a good number of people would like to write for it. At least they don't typically claim to have read the submission guidelines, or I'd really be worried. 😄

 

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They are clearly not reading them out loud to themselves. I would never knowingly send anything like that.

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59 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Oh yeah. Even though we don't have a magazine, apparently a good number of people would like to write for it.

 

Sheesh! o_Oo_O:rolleyes:

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16 minutes ago, lynnmosher said:

Most sound as if they're from out of the states.

Out of country if I were asked.

 

Maybe I'll send Rebecca a query letter, you never know, she might accept it. 😛 Besides, it'll be great practice. What's the worst that will happen? 🤣

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2 minutes ago, zx1ninja said:

What's the worst that will happen? 🤣

She might reject it? On the other hand, she might critique it. That would be good.

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5 minutes ago, zx1ninja said:

Out of country if I were asked.

 

Maybe I'll send Rebecca a query letter, you never know, she might accept it. 😛 Besides, it'll be great practice. What's the worst that will happen? 🤣

 

Yeah, I meant that. ;)

 

LOL Let me know what she says! xD

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18 hours ago, Rebecca said:

I hate to say it, but I get a fair amount of these through the contact form here on CW.

 

I want to write articles on ChristianWriters. Com, I have written so many articles so now I wish to publish them through ChristianWriters. Com. These article is very accurate grammatical and no spelling mistake. These article is rewriting.

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I contribute to Quora quite a bit, answering questions about my employer, grammar, and bicycle commuting. Recognizing that many readers are learning to write in English, I find gentle correction more fruitful.

 

But my grandchildren didn't seem to understand why I was rolling on the floor when a question about the benefits of shopping at Walmart appeared in my feed.

 

I re-posted some photos of how customers dressed while shopping.

 

"Is this what you meant by 'costumers?'"

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3 hours ago, Accord64 said:

I want to write articles on ChristianWriters. Com, I have written so many articles so now I wish to publish them through ChristianWriters. Com. These article is very accurate grammatical and no spelling mistake. These article is rewriting.

 

LOL For shure! xD

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26 minutes ago, EClayRowe said:

But my grandchildren didn't seem to understand why I was rolling on the floor when a question about the benefits of shopping at Walmart appeared in my feed.

 

I re-posted some photos of how customers dressed while shopping.

 

"Is this what you meant by 'costumers?'"

 

LOL No wonder you rolled on the floor. I've seen some of those pictures! :rolleyes:xD

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On 11/9/2019 at 1:24 PM, lynnmosher said:

I can't decide if these are really funny or just plain sad...or both!

 

These are a combination of both, funny and sad. Thanks for sharing this with us.

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