Jump to content

Welcome to Christian Writers!

We are a friendly community built around Christian writing, publishing, reading and fellowship. Register or sign in today to join in the fun!
Sarah Daffy

Things Southerners Say During Bad Weather

Recommended Posts

I went to school in Oklahoma City. I had to go through the storms and tornadoes.  Luckily the campus had underground tunnels to get from class building to class building.

 

I'm glad I live in California. The only thing we have to worry about is earthquakes. 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

earthquakes

And wildfires, and mudslides, and droughts... 🤨

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, Alley said:

And wildfires, and mudslides, and droughts... 🤨

 

Lol, not where I live. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. All we have are earthquakes and poop patrols.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

 

Lol, not where I live. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. All we have are earthquakes and poop patrols.

And the threat of a tsunami if the earthquake is in the right place for that.  😄 Also, is the part they think is going to be detached from the mainland because of the quakes? By the way, poop patrol? I don't even want to know! 🤢

Edited by Alley
  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

San Francisco's mayor has created a new program called 'Poop Patrol' to clean up the human waste from the infested sidewalks. San Francisco has a staggering problem with the stinky stuff. It's from all of the homeless people.

 

Get this, the four poop patrol people make $184,000 a year each.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I live on Long Island, East of New York City; where we only get a major hurricane about once ever 15 or 20 years.   Last week, when Hurricane Dorian struck the Bahamas and the Southern East Coast, I posted an old article of mine here, concerning the aftermath of "Superstorm" Sandy, which struck back in 20 12.

    It's already received a good number of replies and reactions; but if anyone else would like to take a look, please go to: 

    https://christianwriters.com/topic/15777-oh-what-a-month-this-has-been/

 

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

Get this, the four poop patrol people make $184,000 a year each.

Did they hire the homeless people? Because there would be four less homeless people for that pay. 

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Bob Leone said:

No, they didn’t hire the homeless.

 

Why not hire homeless people to clean up after themselves?  Does the City Government assume they're too incompetent?  Or are the people in the City Government, even less competent?

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 minutes ago, Alley said:

Boy, we got off topic!

And this time it wasn't me!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Sarah Daffy said:

And this time it wasn't me!

Hey! I am that remark! 😄

  • Like 2
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
24 minutes ago, Alley said:

Hey! I am that remark! 😄

Well, then why didn't you say it? 😄

  • Like 2
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Sarah Daffy said:

Well, then why didn't you say it? 😄

Alright, I will! It was me! I killed Mr. Body in the conservatory, with the revolver! 

  • Like 2
  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Alley said:

Alright, I will! It was me! I killed Mr. Body in the conservatory, with the revolver! 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndddd who is Mr. Body?

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Sarah Daffy said:

who is Mr. Body

You've never read the Clue books or played the board game? 😱 (Don't watch the movie. Too much sexual content!)

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
32 minutes ago, Sarah Daffy said:

Oh, wait. . .sounds familiar. . .

We have some of the books. Does this ring any bells? 

 

20190912_180105.thumb.jpg.4b7d6bc2d78e347e63a2d3f308bbc7a2.jpg

 

20190912_180204.thumb.jpg.7f2e424514cdcab317eecacfc785b2b2.jpg

 

20190912_180210.thumb.jpg.a9b9a7647fa2edb0d777715efcf5959a.jpg

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, Alley said:

And wildfires, and mudslides, and droughts... 🤨

All three and earthquakes to boot in my part of California. Woo. 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.