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1 minute ago, Erin Cook said:

Wow, Alley, you sure have a treasure trove!! 

Hey! What about me?? 😂🤣😁

 

Just kidding.

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11 minutes ago, Sarah Daffy said:

Hey! What about me?? 😂🤣😁

 

Of course, you too! All of us!! 😉

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I put this at the end of every query letter I write to agents. I wonder why I've never heard back from any... not one! Go figure.

 

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Oh well, that's why I'm self-published.

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On 6/2/2019 at 9:37 PM, Alley said:

Lol! My favorite. Is when spell check (or maybe Grammarly) corrected me from "the enemy is attacking, " to "the economy is attacking." 

 

Maybe the economy IS attacking.

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LOL, these are so true.  I am working on my second novel, I have up on my first.

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Is it just me who has their characters run amuck? 

 

 

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Has anybody ever seen the Carol Burnett skit where Harvey Korman played a frustrated writer and Carol & Carl Reiner were the characters in his novel? It don't know how easy it is to find on YouTube, but it is so funny!! And, like, really relatable!! :D They were playing these two shady characters who were meeting for some kind of showdown under a streetlight; and Harvey kept changing the plot mid-scene, causing them to have all kinds of crazy mishaps and make for a not-so-dramatic story. 

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3 hours ago, Erin Cook said:

Has anybody ever seen the Carol Burnett skit where Harvey Korman played a frustrated writer and Carol & Carl Reiner were the characters in his novel? It don't know how easy it is to find on YouTube, but it is so funny!! And, like, really relatable!!

 

Probably not the one you're looking for, but here's another writer skit:

 

 

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WOWSER! I could never top these!! Some hilarious memes in there!

But Imma try anyway.... If my computer quits being a moron, that is. -_-

 

GRRR!! I can't access Windows Explorer!!! LOOK at these 2 screenshots!! The top one is when I open by clicking the taskbar icon. Normal. But when I try to move or resize said window, it turns into what you see in the bottom picture.

 

Sorry. These two photos probably shouldn't go here--along with this post, actually--but my inepitude with computers/technology is maddening!!

 

I also have no idea where those Arabic-looking icons came from. 😮 -_-

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