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2 hours ago, Bob Leone said:

Shorter people will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed. The so-called “longevity gene” FOXO3 has been proven to enhance lifespan. 

I thought it was because we can walk under helicopters without fear???

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14 minutes ago, Nicholas Reicher said:

I thought it was because we can walk under helicopters without fear???

 

Great! One more reason! The list is growing longer in favor of vertically challenged people.

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22 minutes ago, Nicholas Reicher said:

I thought it was because we can walk under helicopters without fear???

 

True! I'm 6'2", and I hate having to duck under the blades of my helicopter.

 

7 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

The list is growing longer in favor of vertically challenged people.

 

"All hail Caesar!" Better start practicing now.   

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Tall people (TP) buy ducks to train the dragons.

Short people (SP) buy a banana farm for the future ape war.

If the TP people live long enough to see the ape uprising then the SP people can lure the apes away and the TP people can use their dragons to eliminate the apes. 

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3 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

Tall people (TP) buy ducks to train the dragons.

Short people (SP) buy a banana farm for the future ape war.

If the TP people live long enough to see the ape uprising then the SP people can lure the apes away and the TP people can use their dragons to eliminate the apes. 

Alright, we have a strategy! Now to implement! ?

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5 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

Tall people (TP) buy ducks to train the dragons.

Short people (SP) buy a banana farm for the future ape war.

If the TP people live long enough to see the ape uprising then the SP people can lure the apes away and the TP people can use their dragons to eliminate the apes. 

 

LOL :D

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But this is far more important than than how we write. It's about the survival of short people in the simian apocalypse.  :D

 

And yeah, it's also the biggest topic drift we've had in a while. o_O  But a fun one.

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