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16 minutes ago, Accord64 said:

It just means that short people will live long enough to see the planet taken over by apes. xD

 

7 minutes ago, Alley said:

In other words, we should start banana farms! 

What the heck...?

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14 minutes ago, Accord64 said:

It just means that short people will live long enough to see the planet taken over by apes. xD

 

YIkes! Oh, please! Not Caesar! xD

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2 hours ago, Bob Leone said:

Shorter people will live longer than taller people because they are more likely to carry a gene that protects them from the effects of ageing, scientists have revealed. The so-called “longevity gene” FOXO3 has been proven to enhance lifespan. 

I thought it was because we can walk under helicopters without fear???

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Quick SW! Join me on the banana farm. I need someone tall enough to reach them! 

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14 minutes ago, Nicholas Reicher said:

I thought it was because we can walk under helicopters without fear???

 

Great! One more reason! The list is growing longer in favor of vertically challenged people.

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22 minutes ago, Nicholas Reicher said:

I thought it was because we can walk under helicopters without fear???

 

True! I'm 6'2", and I hate having to duck under the blades of my helicopter.

 

7 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

The list is growing longer in favor of vertically challenged people.

 

"All hail Caesar!" Better start practicing now.   

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25 minutes ago, Alley said:

Now to decide between the banana farm or the trained dragons to fight against the monkey uprising. ?

I think that’s an easy choice! ?

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20 minutes ago, E. Millennium said:

I think that’s an easy choice! ?

? A banana war? 

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Tall people (TP) buy ducks to train the dragons.

Short people (SP) buy a banana farm for the future ape war.

If the TP people live long enough to see the ape uprising then the SP people can lure the apes away and the TP people can use their dragons to eliminate the apes. 

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3 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

Tall people (TP) buy ducks to train the dragons.

Short people (SP) buy a banana farm for the future ape war.

If the TP people live long enough to see the ape uprising then the SP people can lure the apes away and the TP people can use their dragons to eliminate the apes. 

Alright, we have a strategy! Now to implement! ?

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5 minutes ago, Bob Leone said:

Tall people (TP) buy ducks to train the dragons.

Short people (SP) buy a banana farm for the future ape war.

If the TP people live long enough to see the ape uprising then the SP people can lure the apes away and the TP people can use their dragons to eliminate the apes. 

 

LOL :D

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3 minutes ago, Alley said:

Alright, we have a strategy! Now to implement! ?

Stands on a mountain to look for oncoming apes.

Nope...too short...

Stands on duck-tamed dragon.

Nailed it. I don’t see anything yet!

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3 minutes ago, carolinamtne said:

Was there a topic to this thread at some point?

Training short duck-billed dragons that eat bananas, maybe? 

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But this is far more important than than how we write. It's about the survival of short people in the simian apocalypse.  :D

 

And yeah, it's also the biggest topic drift we've had in a while. o_O  But a fun one.

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30 minutes ago, Alley said:

? Sorry! ?

Nothing to be sorry about.

Let your inner child run wild.

It gets the imaginative creative writing juices flowing. 

A fun thread. 

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