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My brother-in-law sent these to hubs and I thought you might get a kick out of them. Fun signs...

 

Sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver:  We will heel you.  We will save your sole.  We will even dye for you.

 

A sign on a Blinds & Curtain truck:  Blind man driving.

 

In a podiatrist's office:  Time wounds all heels.

 

On a septic tank truck:  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.

 

At an optometrist's office:  If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

 

On a plumber’s truck:  We repair what your husband fixed.

 

On another plumber's truck:  Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

 

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:  Invite us to your next blowout.

 

On an electrician's truck:  Let us remove your shorts.

 

In a non-smoking area:  If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

 

On a maternity room door:  Push. Push. Push.

 

At a car dealership:  The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

 

Outside a muffler shop:  No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

 

In a veterinarian's waiting room:  Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

 

At the electric company:  We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

 

In a restaurant window:  Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

 

In the front yard of a funeral home:  Drive carefully. We'll wait.

 

At a propane filling station:  Thank Heaven for little grills.

 

In a Chicago radiator shop:  Best place in town to take a leak.

 

Sign on the back of another septic tank truck:  Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.

 

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