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WriteLady
10-13-2006, 03:27 PM
As a beginning writer I read lots of how-to books; they all seemed to say the same thing: "stick to subjects you know about and are passionate about." Being a person who likes to take chances and occasionally break the rules, I disregarded that gem of information.

Hence the warning to all writers: be careful what you write about, it just might come back to haunt you! Becoming an expert on a subject is usually good for a writer’s career. However, what happens if you become an expert on a subject you really don’t like? This happened to me after I wrote a children’s article for our state’s conservation magazine. I carefully researched back issues and found that they had never run an article about bats. For some reason kids love bats--but I’m not a big fan. I didn’t let my lack of enthusiasm for the small mammals keep me from writing the article; I wrote it, sold it, cashed the check and lived happily ever after. Well, not quite...I had no idea how that one article about bats would affect my life. You see, since writing the piece--several years ago--I’ve been dubbed “The Bat Lady” by those who’ve read the article. You would be surprised at how many people actually read conservation magazines, and how many people remember the author's name!

"The Bat Lady" title in itself isn’t so bad; in fact, my husband will confess that sometimes I am a little batty. But the fact that I really don’t like bats makes the name tag a little hard to wear. I was unprepared to deal with my "celebrity status" and with the batty situations that would ensue.

One evening I received a phone call from my neighbor; we had lived in the town for a couple of months so I was glad for the opportunity to talk to her.

“Didn’t you hear me screaming?” the out-of-breath woman asked. “I’ve been chasing a bat around my house for an hour, and finally I thought about you and your article—aren’t you the bat lady?”

It’s true, I did do a lot of research about bats, and I did write an article about the benefits of bats, but I didn’t know a thing about getting bats out of a house. I quickly admitted this to Barb, who quickly ended the conversation with a loud sigh of aggravation as she hung up the phone. Later, I learned that the bat had been caught and given to a conservation agent who released it far away from Barb's house. The problem was solved; or so I thought.

A few nights later, Barb was outside her house at dusk and happened to look up at the sky. Were those birds? No, they were bats flying into her attic—she had a full-fledged bat colony living in her house! Again, my phone rang.

“How do I get rid of a colony of bats?” the disturbed voice on the other end of the phone line asked. “Sorry,” I said. “All I did was write one article about the benefits of bats.” Trying to end the conversation on a positive note, I added, “I've heard that your husband is into gardening. Please let him know that bat guano--bat poop--makes great fertilizer!” A disgusted sound came from the other end of the line, then a dial tone.

The next day I was substitute teaching at the local elementary school when a fourth grade teacher approached me, “Didn’t you write that article about bats?” I am the official bat lady around town, I thought begrudgingly. “I’m so glad to finally meet you,” she said, smiling like she’d just met a "real" celebrity. “You are?” I said cautiously, hoping she wasn’t about to ask me how to get rid of bats in her attic.

“I read your article and wondered if you would like to do a science unit on bats for my class?” she eagerly asked. Later that week, I shared all my bat facts with two fourth grade classes. They were especially interested in hearing about my neighbor’s infestation of bats. You see, Barb works in the school cafeteria in our small town--all the children know her.

That evening my phone rang, “Thanks a lot,” said Barb in the disgusted tone I had become familiar with hearing. “For what?” I asked. “For telling the kids at school about my bat problem, now they’re all calling me ‘The Bat Lady’.”

“Welcome to the club,” I said smiling.

paulchernoch
10-19-2006, 10:13 AM
Wonderful article. Too bad you don't like bats. During the summer, around 8:45 pm I like to go out on the deck or sit on the swinging bench on the patio and wait with a kid or two in my lap and wait for the bats to appear. Swooping, dipping and chittering about in search of bugs. Sometimes one, sometimes as many as three. It's a fun game seeing who can spot them first.

I'm sure you know a lot more about bats than I do. All I know is the delight at seeing the half spooky, mostly harmless, mysterious critters light up my daughters' faces and leave me with some precious memories. (And yes, I've been to Transylvania - twice.)

- Paul

Delsie
10-19-2006, 10:54 PM
Bats...I spent three years living in Spain as a child where the bats met every summer for their annual bat convention at the street light near my house. Just after dusk, hundreds of bats would suddenly appear circling and shrieking around the light pole. Then, as if on cue, we'd hear a rumble down the street as the "fog man" turned the corner and made his way toward our house. Our base housing area was sprayed with high-powered (and now officially banned) pesticides to keep the bugs away. As the fog man drew near, he spewed cumulus-sized billows out behind him. The cloud mystique only enticed children who should have been in bed, to suddenly appear from nowhere dancing in and out of the fog. Disconnected heads and arms silently slithered their way toward the colony of bats which began to dive bomb the children only to be repelled by the blankets of protection around them. A bizarre summer solstice celebration to remember for sure. ..thanks for reminding me of bats.

My favorite picture book at the time was "Rufus" the bat who was color blind...Dr. Tarturo helped him see color again I believe. Found it years later at our library!

Thanks for the story! :}

Thomas Pottage
10-20-2006, 01:20 AM
You really have to see the humor in all this.
Especially since you appear to have passed the tourch to your neighbour.
I did have a similar experience while working late one night at the N. Calif Nevada Assemblies of God District Resource Center. A Bat of considerable size wondered into the reception area, and the maintance man was mortified. He and I spent quite a bit of time trying to chace it out the door. And had a good laugh about it later.

WriteLady
10-20-2006, 08:01 AM
Thank you for reading my article and sharing your "batty" experiences; I've enjoyed your feedback. ~WriteLady

GentleJourneyAu
10-20-2006, 10:36 AM
I had a real chuckle at your article. It was so real and down to earth. I have been called "cat girl" and "snake lady" in my life. The only bat I think is cute is the fox faced bat, and that is because it's face is so unbatlike. I hope the poor lady with bats in her attic was able to find someone to get them out and keep them away. Brown bats make a home in a church steeple here in Downtown Fort Lauderdale and the bat guano smell is unbearable, but it is difficult to persuade the little fellows to move.:eek:

reggiesee
10-25-2006, 05:27 PM
I do not like fruit bats! I have a very small allottment with a three bedroom home on it. I have always believed that if one is going to grow something it should be something one can eat. Consequently, I have two mango trees that are bearing lots of lovely fruit; three orange trees and four Manderin trees and one Lemon tree with two custard apple trees; four nectrine trees six Brazilian cherry trees and three passionfruit vines, all of which bear loads of fruit in season. So muchso, that I have to give a lot of it away to friends.
It seems like all year,those pesky fruit bats come and make a mess of the fruit. It would not be so bad if they would eat the whole fruit, but no, they wait until it has the smallest amount of colour and then pick that part of the fruit and never come back to that fruit again.
I hate fruti bats.

paulchernoch
10-25-2006, 05:35 PM
This talk of bats reminds me of a few lines from T.S. Eliot's The Waste Land:

"And bats with baby faces in the violet light
Whistled, and beat their wings
And crawled head downward down a blackened wall
And upside down in air were towers
Tolling reminiscent bells, that kept the hours
And voices singing out of empty cisterns and exhausted wells."

Haunting. Happy Halloween.

- Paul

TanyaSue
10-30-2006, 02:19 PM
WriteLady - I have no bat stories. I am familiar with them (having grown up on a farm in Indiana), but have no need to share stories with you. :) Just wanted to say I enjoyed your story. It was funny, creative and poignant; truly a pleasure. Well written. Thank you for sharing it!

aitak
11-19-2006, 08:48 AM
(And yes, I've been to Transylvania - twice.)

- Paul

is there really a transylvania?

i have a bat story, but i bet once i write it, it won't seem as funny as to have been there. but i'll give it a shot.

i used to live in north queensland, and there are a lot of fruit bats around in summer. friends of mine had a huge mango tree in their backyard. one night we were out on the back porch, leaning over the railing and talking. Out of nowhere a bat came flying right at us- it nearly hit my friend in the face before veering upwards. It was hilarious at the time because we totally were not expecting it- it gave no warning and made no sound!

but im with paul- i think they're cute. although i must confess back in the day when i was into caving i didnt relish the thought of possibly disturbing bats in the caves. thankfully, we never did.

melw
11-24-2006, 12:11 AM
As you can probably tell, i don't have too much to do today. :D Seriously i was thinking about what was said about writing about what you know about. I have written about teachers, alpaca farmers, computer software company, seeing as though i know a bit about those careers. but i have others that i am trying to discover about. Does anyone else have that problem??

MEL

melw
11-24-2006, 12:17 AM
I went to a cave in Bali and there were some albino bats, but i must admit their droppings stink. It was actually a temple of some kind. By the way never wear necklaces even if they say no charge, because the locals will charge you afterwards.

Our guide was very knowledgable and told us lots of info about culture, customs and places. he was a wonderful man and practicing hindu, i have at times prayed for him, as his dad was very sick. You never know if our influence might get him into Christianity, he took us to some churches while we were there.

Lindy
12-21-2006, 03:23 AM
When it comes to bats, the bravest person around would have to be my six year old son. Recently we were at Tunnel Creek, which is in the Kimberley region (north west Western Australia). Five species of bats live in the caves at Tunnel Creek - thousands of the blighters. Since it was 45 degree Celcius outside, I was kinda willing to go into the cave to explore - because it was a pleasant 20"C inside the cave. All went well until hubby dropped "the rock" Hubby has this theory about child rearing - if he behaves radical and childish, our kids will grow up straight and mature just to be different(!) SO hubby dropped this huge rock into the water and the noise echoed all over the cavern. And the bats - flew off everywhere - all around us. My eighteen year old bashed up my hubby. My twelve year old screamed her head off. But my six year old laughed his head off and talked about the adventure for days afterward. He even picked up a dead bat and examined its remains!