Arr! Ye Either Talk Like A Pirate or Walk the Plank!

[Merry]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Arrrhh...that's right, mates. Comin' this Monday be one of the highest times o' the year fer us all who enjoy talkin' like pirates! There be the link, find your pirate personality and bear in mind who's the Cap'n here already..aye, that's right. Challenge me and ye best bring an army, or least pack a lunch, whichever is more convenient for you, of course. :D



You are ...
The Cap'n

Profile: Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scallawag who stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You are Charlie's Angels without so much "Charlie" and decidedly light on the "Angel." Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone - Man, Woman or Individual of Transgender or indecipherable Sexual Identification - to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

We can't imagine why ye'd be wantin' the world to know this, but if ye do, here be a bit o' code to paste into yer blog, journal or resumé......


And Don't forget yer pirate name! http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/ There's a bunch of Pirate stuff on the site to mess with this year. Have fun!

They mistake with me though, it should be CAPTAIN Bloody Prudentilla Flint!
Bloody Prudentilla Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

[whitehawke]

LOL
I be Hawke, an I be gettin' early.
Crow's nest be mine. Dare ye stand on my roost, an a cannon will give ya boost.
Cap'n, I got me eye on you.
Muahahaha

[MysticFire]

Merry, ye not be cap'n....Cuz I BE!




Your pirate name is:
Captain Anne Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!



It be in the fam'ly though..... :D

[FireFeet]

FireFeet groans, "Oh...nooooo....NOT AGAIN........" :rolleyes:

[AngelAzariah]

_____I was labeled a capt'n, and:
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
_____I run a tight ship of as few people as posible, they love me, and fear my tactics. If one dies, it will be hard to replace the sailer. Good blood thirsty dogs be hard to come by these days.

[AngelAzariah]

_____I forgot to inform you of me dauters. My eldist yelles, "A Pirat!" and the youngist steels hearts as well as some peoples hair. Ye be warned.

[kilohertz]

Umm... I turned out to be Dirty Jenny Cash... My husband is still laughing his heiney off at that one.

kilohertz

[DrRita]

My pirate name is: Red Bess Flint

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky.

I be tryin' to get the talk down mateys, but I's a city pirate and scared of the water!

[Merry]

Ye others that call yerselves Cap'n...I've a mind to shiver yer timbers over an open flame!
Monday I challenges ye all to a duel...come Monday the so-called Cap'n as gathers the most treasure will be named King or Queen of the Pirates. Ye gots to bring it back here and tell us what ye' got...course I lay mine out last...naturally....... :D :D :D I'm fillet'in someone on Monday, I feels it in me bones!

(Doc Rita ken be me firstmate, and Dirty Jenny can run the cannons, but I'm keepin' me eye on Mysticfire and that scalliwag, Angel!)

[MysticFire]

MysticFire don't be a threat to nary a one....She don't win nothin'! But that what the site be sayin'....

[AngelAzariah]

_____Avast! Me booty is bigger than yours and I can prove it with a picture if any deny not belive.

[FireFeet]

_____Avast! Me booty is bigger than yours and I can prove it with a picture if any deny not belive.

ANGEL!!!!! rofl

[FireFeet]

I is thinkin' ye captains be in need of a galley wench...

You, me hearty, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl.

~Mad Anne Vane, crazier than the average pirate ("Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit.")

[DrRita]

Yer first mate I'll be, arrr! I got me patch and me sword and me water wings. http://bestsmileys.com/pirate/2.gif I'll be a helpin' da captin as long as I don't have to get in the dingy. http://bestsmileys.com/water/7.gif I'm already dingy.

Angel,
That be a challenge?

Dirty Jenny can probly hold off the whole blasted army seein's how she's got the secret weapon and all. http://bestsmileys.com/expressions/1.gif

[FireFeet]

Arrrr...my cotton candy pink hair...that be the trouble...

Pirates Don't Wear Pink

Avast me mateys, hearty and rude,
We pirates would never dress like a dude
We roams the seas under flags black and white
With foul dispositions, dark, like the night

We'll wear yellow sashes and red feathers, I think
But one thing I know Pirates would never wear pink
"Pink is not manly," I says with a scowl,
and sip on my grog, both rancid and foul

"Why if we was to dress like a dandy,
We'd be boarding those ships and passin' out candy!"
"Har, me mates, it's into the drink
With any Pirate what's wearin' pink!"

They'd laugh at us and circle their ears
and throw us kisses, instead of jeers
So shiver me timbers, I'll never, I think,
Be boarding a ship and wearing pink!

Copyright 2001-2004 by Timothy K. Bovee. All rights reserved.

[AngelAzariah]

_____Ay, if only Bekka would alow such a thing. Me think an avy with me booty sayin "Me booties bigger than yours" would offend some.

[Hisart]

Here what I be!


My pirate name is:

Iron Tom Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you're a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

God Bless Ye!
Hisart :cool:

[MichaelDevitt]

Your pirate name is:

Mad William Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

'mm, Willi be known to 'imself a touch starboard of the deck if'in ye be askin' me, but ye moit be foindin things a bit difficult to taste ifin 'e 'ears you say that aloud, ifin ye catch moi drift.

Willi blinks a few times to make sure what he said still makes sense now that every one else can hear it as well

[Merry]

That be one right foine name Mr. Reckham....

Lest I not make it back here tonight, you swabs remember: tomorrow's THE day! Har-har-har!

[whitehawke]

_____Avast! Me booty is bigger than yours and I can prove it with a picture if any deny not belive.
Angel,
I not know yee wear booties man? I thought a fine pirate would nah be seen dead in such the like. Fancy that, eh? Be they made of finest silk or wool from yonda wool store?
An dont yee dare try ta shoot tha ol cannon up ere, or I'll be using me saber in ya rear.
Muahahaha

[ToTheArmory]

Eh, what in the world? What's going on!?!?!?! I don't get this pirate thing!!! Why is everyone doing it?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha. Just kidding. But I am still confused about the pirate thing.

[AngelAzariah]

_____Me wears fine purple boots I comideired from a strumped up prince, arg.

[ToTheArmory]

OOOOOO, I went to that site and took the name test thing,

BLODDY MARY RACKHAM

I think that's neat. They said that the word Rackham was the coolest pirate name, or, somthing like that. Thay also said Rackham was pronounced (RACKem) rather than (RACKham). I like it!

[Nessa-Ciryatan]

ARR! It ain't even Talk Like A Pirate Day and already me hearties are speakin' like pirates!! Arr!

Me personality profile be too embarrasin' to put up 'ere, but here's a song for ye, me hearties!

Most days are like all of the others,
Go to work, come back home, watch TV,
But, brother, if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it and head out to sea,

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main
And trade my computer for rum! ARRR!

:p

[Merry]

Arr! A mitey fine song there, matey. Why puts in the mood fer another pint o' grog!

[DrRita]

Shiver me timbers and hoist the main sail, mateys! We're a sailin' to find the treasure on Cutthroat Island!

[Merry]

Aye, I comin' back with so much swag even a blind man could see it!

[David Meigs]

Me be wearin Silver's long-johns, and I be itchin Captain Dilly, i request ye makes me walk yonder plank! Argh!

Argh... Curm Argh... Arrgh...

[whitehawke]

I be hungry,
where's me pot a stew? Yee best not mess with Hawke when she be on the prowl.

[MysticFire]

Stew? Arr, how did ye be knowin' I had tha makin's for a hearty good ol' meal, fit for a sailor o' the painted sea?

[whitehawke]

MysticFire
Arr,
I be a smart ol bird, um, I mean pirate. lol
Yee stew sounds yum
can I have some?
:D :D :D

[MysticFire]

Arr, only if ye pay o' bit of coin fer it. ;)

[whitehawke]

A coin? Pay yee a coin?
Awe Lassie, Hawke got no pockets.
Will yee let me starve for want of a coin? :eek:

[ToTheArmory]

Starve? Aye! Arr, I look foward to see yer cutlass drawn fer a o'bit o' stew. :cool:

[MysticFire]

Arr, tha Hawke's got a beak, no? Ye be no parrot, but ye can hold a coin well as any other. :P

[whitehawke]

On guard yee two
cause I wants me stew
I ain't got no penny
I ain't got no dime
But if yee wants ta fight
I'm sure ta find the time.
Muahahahaha