Too Serious?

[BrotherDave]

Ok, let's get funny. I'm gonna give ya Rodney D. Joke.
Followup it up with another one!

Here goes:

My wife asked me to take her to someplace she's never been...
so I took her to the men's room!

Ha!

brotherdave

[Merry]

Al Gore got lost in the woods and tried calling 911, then he gave up and just looked for a phone.

[Sidewinder4]

A mommy reads to her child in a modern Christian home: "Child how does the doggy go?" "Bow wow." "Wonderful, Annie. How does the piggy go?" Oink, oink." "Annie, you're so smart. How does the ducky go?" "AFLACK."

[wgjones3]

A mommy reads to her child in a modern Christian home: "Child how does the doggy go?" "Bow wow." "Wonderful, Annie. How does the piggy go?" Oink, oink." "Annie, you're so smart. How does the ducky go?" "AFLACK."


:D :D :D

[Kaylee4Christ]

Aunty's Letter

Dear Sanju baba,
I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for fourdays.








About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bablu locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.

Uncle Rakesh fell into a swimming pool last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Bablu was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. I am now closing this letter and will share more good news with you again next time.

Your Favorite Aunt,



P.S...If this letter does not reach you, please let me know, I will send u another.

Kaylee

[Sidewinder4]

According to the latest guide lines for the safety of his customers a Bartender refused to sell another drink to a man who had repeatedly claimed to have a talking dog in his car. Finally, to shut the man up the bartender agreed to sell the man another drink, provided he produce the talking dog.
The man returned with a brown mutt. The dog trotted up to the bar and jumped up on a stool. Where he wagged his tail heartily and causually licked his nose.
"That is no talking dog." Said the bartender.
"He most certainly is. I'll ask him a question and prove it." Said the drunk. He added, "Dog, What's the texture of sand paper?"
After licking his nose thoughtfully, the dog said. "Ruff. Ruff."
"That dog can't talk. Ask him a real question." Said the bartender.
"He most certainly can. I'll ask him a hard one. Dog what's on the top of a house?"
The dog wagged his tail so hard it thumped against the bar. The dog said. "Roof. Roof." Then licked his nose triumphantly.
The bartender frowned, said. "That dog can't talk. Dog, who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog wrinkled his brow, whined, said. "Ruth. Ruth."
"That does it." Yelled the bartender. "Throw them out."
The bouncer grabbed drunk and dog by their collars and threw them into the street.
The drunk lay still and belched. The dog trotted back into the bar and after jumping back up on a stool he shook his head so hard that his ears popped on the sides of his head. Then he licked his nose tentively, said. "Come to think of it, Hank Aaron did hit more home runs."

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine."
Sidewinder4

[lionsforjesus]

:D A little boy asked His Aunt one day how old she was.
The Aunt being elderly said; "I am 29 years and still holding, young man".
The little boy said; "How old would you be if you let go?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ahahahaha. :D

My brethren, count it all joy when you go through various trials,
knowing the testing of your faith produces patience.
But let patience have its perfect work, so you may be perfect and complete,
Lacking Nothing. (James 1:2-4) !thumbsup!

[lionsforjesus]

:confused: You will never see a Hearse pulling a U-Haul . :eek: :D

Let not mecy and truth forsake thee; bind them about thy neck; write them upon the table of thine heart; so shalt thou find favour and good understanding in the sight of God and man. (Proverbs 3:3-4).