Ask a Ninja!

[wgjones3]

Anybody here ever watched Ask a Ninja?

http://www.askaninja.com

I gotta say, I can't get enough of this guy.

[Ransom v. Unman]

He's a sort of hero of mine.

Everything he says is true. All the time.

Also, if you like this, you may be interested in realultimatepower.net . A little more risque, certainly, but worth a gander if you can stand a "ten-year old's" worldview.

[Derby]

I am not familiar with the website but met a Ninja in Portugal - her nickname - a salesperson for Time Share holidays, of indomitable determination, perhaps necessary for a Ninja Warrior. It was said that she always got her man. I wrote her a little acrostic poem, she was a devout Catholic. Her name means 'the Lords birthday', as Natalia or Noel.




NATALINA



Ninja Warrior!
All dressed in black.
Though resolute in battle
A good heart she does not lack.
Lavishing all of her love
In the care of her family,
Never Lord, will your faith fail her;
All days, and to eternity!








Acrostic

[jacks girl]

Don't know any ninjas here. LOL

[Ransom v. Unman]

Of course you don't.

If you found out who was a ninja, well, they'd have to kill you. And no one wants to have to kill you. Unless they have to.

;)

[kshsj777]

LOL Ransom !!!

The only ninjas I know -- *cringes* -- are The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I watch it occasionally, when my siblings have it on the TV.

[jacks girl]

I watched a ninja movie once. some little fat guy and a pretty blonde woman from desperate housewives. It was funny. Don't recall the name. But he wanted to be a ninja like his brother or something like that.

Jacks

[Ransom v. Unman]

Ninjas aren't fat. Fat people can't hide. Or dodge bullets.

[ProfessorAlan]

Ninjas aren't fat. Fat people can't hide. Or dodge bullets.

but radioactive turtles can -- cowabunga!

[Ransom v. Unman]

Radioactive turtles are lean and mean ninja fighting machines.

[psychoceramic]

So would Adolescents radioactive black belt hamsters be ninja's?

[Ransom v. Unman]

It depends on how they were trained.

Maybe you could send that question in to the aforementioned ninja?

[Dr. Daniel]

Wow! Preachers always say women should keep silence in the churches and ask their husbands about things at home...well, until I get married again, I can always ask a NINJA! Thank God he's there! I would have been totally out of luck!

[Tamera]

Wow! Preachers always say women should keep silence in the churches and ask their husbands about things at home...well, until I get married again, I can always ask a NINJA! Thank God he's there! I would have been totally out of luck!


ROTFL :eek::D

[ProfessorAlan]

So would Adolescents radioactive black belt hamsters be ninja's?

Hey ... I've read that book.