Humor Prompt

[pprmint777]

Make me laugh! Turn this sentence into a story:

I adjusted my wig, tightened my tie, and skated into . . .

[susanfree]

I know you posted this in March but it caught my fancy. Here goes...

I adjusted my wig, tightened my tie, and skated into the door of Clowns-R-Us, unintentionally, mind you. I tripped over my size 16 shoe, hit the door, knocked my wig askew and caught my tie on a tiny little nail sticking out of the door jam, nearly choking myself in the process, much to the amusement of the room I had just exited so inelegantly. Why can't I be this funny on purpose?

[bradleyflowers]

Make me laugh! Turn this sentence into a story:

I adjusted my wig, tightened my tie, and skated into . . .

work just before the boss got their. Only to look in the mirror to see my wig was on backwards. And then notice that my tie didn't match my shirt that I had on because it was my wifes shirt. Plus I still had on my makeup from the costume party I was at the night before. I went as a woman no one knew who I was, so the party was good I won the best costume there. My boss walked in and said we needed to talk please come to his office. He told me to take a seat then he shut the door and seat down at his desk. The next words out off his mouth was that he had a # for me to call. That the company would pay for my rehab program and all this would be keep confidential.

[pprmint777]

How funny! Both of you made me giggle!

[Keith Wallis]

I adjusted my wig, tightened my tie, and skated into . . .
the courtroom. "Ah, my mistake - I thought this was a cold case".

[susanfree]

Bravo!!! Mission accomplished! lol

[pprmint777]

Giggle! :D

[Laura Manley]

I adjusted my wig, tightened my tie, and skated into my dream. As I entered my office, my co-workers began belly-laughing. 'Hmmmmm,' I thought. I immediately went to the restroom where I discovered the reason for their laughter.

When I adjusted my wig, I had adjusted it with bottom on top and vice versa. That's what I get for dressing in the dark. And what was I thinking when I put on a tie? I'm a girl! No wonder they were laughing!

I stood there with my reflection staring back at me and started laughing myself. I took off the wig; where I got it, I have no idea. I fixed my own hair as best I could, and slipped the tie off around my head.

Just as I entered my office again, there was more belly-laughing. 'Why?' I asked myself. It didn't take long for me to figure it out. I had one brown shoe on and one black. For whatever reason, I had two belts on and my jacket only had one sleeve.

I sat at my desk and laid my head down just in time for my dreamlike state to bring me back to reality. I don't know whether to call this a dream or a nightmare, but I know this much - I gave my co-workers a side-busting laugh at my expense.

[pprmint777]

How cute, Laura! I bet your character wishes she could either wake up or dissolve into her desk!

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